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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by Jumi on Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:05 pm

***Nov 1.

Boy: WEeeee!!! Lam mo ang saya ko ngayong araw na toh!

Girl: Bakit naman? eh araw ng mga patay ngayon.

Boy: Un na nga eh. Patay na patay kasi ako sayo. Sagutin mo na ako oh?

Girl: *Sinampal ung guy sa sobrang kabaduyan*

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by Guest on Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:14 pm

kumain ka na ba?
















di pa.
gusto ko kasi matikman ka muna.

pig
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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by Guest on Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:16 pm

ice ka ba?



















crush kita.
ok lang?

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by Jumi on Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:02 am

pustiso ka ba?

kasi.......



















I can't smile without you eh. Smile)

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by chan_mf27 on Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:35 am

HI guyzzz!!!
pa post din po !!!
^_^ lulupitz nyu!!!!



BOY: alam mo, naaawa ako sa ‘yo. Lonely ka palagi, eh!



GIRL: Hindi kaya! Paano mo naman nasabi?




BOY: Mag-isa ka lang kasi sa puso ko…


Smile :lol!!:

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by chan_mf27 on Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:38 am

E2 try nyu!!!!
total lapit n x-mas
Smile


Boy: Can i take your picture??









Girl: y?








Boy:coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!!


santa rendeer

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by chan_mf27 on Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:46 am

hahahah!!!!
e2 pa!!!!




Alarm clock ka ba?...
...Ginising mo kasi ang puso kong natutulog..



Ui, may free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako
sa Psychiatrist ko...
... Sabi nya kasi dalhin ko daw and kinababaliwan ko..




Sana naging telepono na lang ako....
...Para may pagasang sagutin mo ko...




alam mo,bagay sayo yung damit mo pero alam mo ba kung ano mas bagay sayo?
ako!




If you ask me about the love,
I can't answer you.
But if you ask me who I love
the answer is you




siguro pokemon ka..
kasi "i choose you!".




Very Happy Razz lol!.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7" /> :lol!!: jocolor

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by Guest on Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:54 am

isa sa pinaka masarap na feeling sa mundo ay ang



















maka feeling ka.

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by chan_mf27 on Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:44 am




Kung ako may business. Lahat ng tao, bebentahan ko ng mura...












Ikaw hindi...















Dahil sa iyo lang ako magmamahal




:lol!!:

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by chan_mf27 on Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:47 am

Ibanat mo pag gabi ^_^



Akala ko umaga na...




















Lumiwanag kasi ang mundo ko pag naiisip kita...
Very Happy

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by chan_mf27 on Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:52 am




hindi tayo tao,















hindi tayo hayop..












BAGAY tayo!






:lol!!: jocolor

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by chan_mf27 on Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:55 am



terrorista ba tatay mo?


















coz you're the BOMB!
:lol!!:

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by chan_mf27 on Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:58 am

^_^


may eraser ka ba?











hmmmm...










di ka kasi mabura sa isip ko e..

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by tukpe70 on Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:21 pm

G: nsan ka?


B: d2 s schul bkt?


G: wla kasi tao d2 ako lng eh


B: ah ok




5mins njan na ako Very Happy

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by dualdeath on Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:21 pm

eyna wrote:
kumain ka na ba?

hanep naman.

lulufet ng mga banat nyo ah. xD













di pa.
gusto ko kasi matikman ka muna.

pig
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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by Jumi on Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:43 am

Student: ma'am paturo naman....














Teacher: okay, ano ba ang di mo maintindihan sa lesson?
















Student: kung paano ka mahalin. Razz


korni. ^.^

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by mango on Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:02 pm

para sa mga malulufet mag deliver jan.. pra sainyo ito.. ganito mo umpisahan ^^

Una padalhan mo ng Happy Meal pero huwag mong ibibigay yung libreng laruan. Paghinanap niya, sabihin mo: “Ako yung freebie, at ikaw yung meal na nagpapahappy sa’kin.”
oha oha.. Smile

_________________
consult now..



love me?..




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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by mango on Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:07 pm

e2 mas malufet..

Bili ka ng century tuna. Ilagay mo sa isang napakalaking box—yung
sinlaki ng TV o kaya box ng desktop PC mo. Tapos balutan mo ng magarang
pambalot. Kuntsabahin mo na yung teacher niya sa Calculus. Sa gitna ng
klase, bigla kang kumatok sa classroom. Pero dapat, incognito ka.
Magsuot ka ng LBC jacket, magshades, at magsuot ng surgical mask.
Pagpasok mo sa classroom, iabot mo yung box sa teacher, at papirmahin
mo ng acknowledgement receipt. Tapos pabuksan mo in front of everyone.
Tignan mong mabuti ang reaction sa mukha niya.
Later during the day, pag tinanong niya kung bakit Century Tuna ang binigay mo, iikot mo yung lata at ituro mo yung sign na “Omega 8.” Pag tinanong niya kung ano yung Omega 8, sabihin mo: “because you’re good for my heart.”

enjoy Smile

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love me?..




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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by mango on Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:44 pm

BANAT ng SINGLE Smile

lienz: tae nakaregister n c vj haha
..

Jude Abner Chua: taena

Jude Abner Chua: ung email add ko

Jude Abner Chua: taken n daw

Jude Abner Chua: haha

lienz: wahahaha

Jude Abner Chua: [oops] buti pa email add ko may GF!

Jude Abner Chua: hahaha

lienz: WAHAHA



*wag nio tularan hahaha*

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by mr.snapshot on Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:53 pm

Dito sa pinas ..


Ang bigas nag mahal na ..


Ang Gas nag mahal na din ..


Ang Tubig nag mahal na din ..


Pati ilaw nag mahal na din! ..



Tayo nalng ang hndi nag mamahalan ! xD


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BANAT NG SINGLE part 2 :))

Post by mr.snapshot on Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:55 pm

Jude and Alvin sa Square Canteen .....



Alvin: masarap kaya tong baked mac?
Jude:e2 masarap pre fettucine!
Alvin:ayoko nyan! gusto ko si cheenee!



Banat ng Single Bow .. >Smile

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by yahj on Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:18 pm

[size=12] Razz [/size]

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by yahj on Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:26 pm

BANAT NG BIGO!!! ...




Abner: Ate pwede ka bang kunan ng pix?
Ate: Wag nLng kea kuya ...
Abner: sige na ate isa Lng ...
Ate: Sige na nga ...
Abner: my FS ka ba? ipphotoshop ko tapos send ko seO ...
Ate: Wag nLng kea kuya ...

Abner: Pwede ko bang kunin nO. mo? txtm8 Lng nmn ...
Ate: wag nLng kea kuya ...
Kasma ni Ate: My BF na sya eh ...


WAG NA LANG KEA KUYA!!! lol!.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7" />

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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by vic on Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:27 pm

Jumi: hanzel hanzel!

hanzelita: ano un papa jumi?

Jumi: para kang aswang....

hazelita: baket? (kinikilig, yikeeee!)

Jumi: ang panget mo! wahahhaa


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Re: Banat! Post Na!

Post by dualdeath on Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:50 pm

patay kayo pag nagmember dito yung mga pangalan na ginagamit nyo, lol!

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