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Post by Squier on Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:58 pm

may isang igorot na pumunta sa isang bar...
may mga naririnig cya sa kabilang table...

"waiter, pa-order nga ng 3 kabayo"
(binigyan sila ng Red Horse Beer)

may narinig ulit cya mula sa kabilang table...

"pa-order ng 3 agila"
(binigyan sila ng Gold Eagle Beer)

napa-isip ang igorot...

"ano kaya ang akin?.."
"ahh, alam ko na..."

Igorot: waiter, pa-order nga ng 3 pato!







...binigyan cya ng 3 Silver Swan at ininom sabay sabi ng...

"wow! sagad sa buto ang alat ng alak nyo...lakas ng tama..."

joke from Ado...

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by jhinKawaiiMelody on Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:42 pm

Job interview… .
Boss: Ano ang alam mo?

Rommel: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis mo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit mo.







Boss: o cge.. tanggap ka na!

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by jhinKawaiiMelody on Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:43 pm

Dalawang holdaper sa bangko….


Holdaper #1: Yehey! Mayaman na tayo!

Holdaper #2: Bilangin mo na!




Holdaper: G*go! Alam mo namang mahina ako sa math. Abangan na lang natin sa balita kung magkano!


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Re: Random Jokes

Post by jhinKawaiiMelody on Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:45 pm

e2 medyo luma na. Very Happy :


May Tatlong lasing nakakita ng ta*



LASING no.1 : pare ta* ata yang nasa harapan natin?

LASING no.2 : t*nga kahoy yan ehhh

LASING no.3 : Mga bobo pala kayo ehh bato yan

nagtatalo ang tatlong lasing ng tinikiman nung isang lasing



LASING no.1 : Tikman ko nga …….. pare ta* nga

LASING no.2 : YUCK pare akala ko kahoy ta* pala

LASING no.3 : KADIRI !!!! pare tae nga buti nalang hindi natin NATAPAKAN


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Re: Random Jokes

Post by jhinKawaiiMelody on Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:48 pm

Dad: Anak bili mo ko soft drinks

Anak: Coke o Pepsi?

Dad: Coke!

Anak:Diet o Regular?

Dad: Regular!

Anak:Bote O Can?

Dad: Bote!

Anak: 8 oz. o Litro?

Dad: Punyeta! Tubig na lang!

Anak: Natural o Mineral?

Dad: Mineral!

Anak: Malamig o Hindi?

Dad: Hampasin kaya kita ng walis?

Anak: tambo o ting ting

Dad: Animal ka!

Anak: Baka o Baboy?

Dad: Layas!

Anak: Ngayon o bukas?

Dad: Ngayon na!!!

Anak: Hatid mo ko Indi?

DAd: Patayin kaya kita?

Anak:saksakin o barilin?

Dad: Babarilin!!

Anak: Ulo o Tiyan?

Dad: Pesteeeee!!!!

Anak: Ipis o Daga??

Dad: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!


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Re: Random Jokes

Post by Jumi on Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:00 pm

eto corniness.

Pang ilang tirso Cruz si Tirso Cruz the third?

edi..


PIP.

haha
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Re: Random Jokes

Post by mango on Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:25 pm

Jumi wrote:eto corniness.

Pang ilang tirso Cruz si Tirso Cruz the third?

edi..


PIP.

haha
Razz

JOKE BA ITO?? haha d ko nagets sakit sa ulo amf.. ^^ :lol!!: :lol!!: :lol!!:

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by Squier on Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:33 pm

mango wrote:
Jumi wrote:eto corniness.

Pang ilang tirso Cruz si Tirso Cruz the third?

edi..


PIP.

haha
Razz

JOKE BA ITO?? haha d ko nagets sakit sa ulo amf.. ^^ :lol!!: :lol!!: :lol!!:

:lol!!:

salamat sa mga nag-post at mag-ppost plng...

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by Squier on Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:36 pm

"hindi lahat ng batang naka-bag nag-aaral,
ung iba nag-lalakwatsa lng..."













- Dora the Explorer

another joke from Ado

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by ado on Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:41 am

3 igorot nagkasala sa tribo ng BCS33

ADO: Dala kau dito ng 10 pareho na prutas!



UNANG NAKABALIK SI MOSES, DALA 10 SANTOL

ADO: Ipasok sa iyong puwit lahat ng santol, ang umaray o tumawa, papatayin!
Una palang na santol, umaray na si moses, PATAY!



SUNOD NA NAKABALIK, MARCELINO
ika 10 na ngang ubas, tumawa pa. PATAY!



NAGKITA SI MOSES AT MARCE SA LANGIT

MOSES: Buhay ka pa sana sa huling ubas, Bakit ka pa tumawa?

MARCE: Eh kasi nakita ko si JUMI, may dalang SAMPUNG LANGKA!



hahaha...nakapg post din!

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by dualdeath on Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:46 am

^
walang kupas parin tong joke na toh. nakakatawa parin.

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by mango on Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:19 pm

sabi nia maganda cia..












napansin ko nga..






















mula ulo..

















mukhang PAA..
wahaha.. :lol!!:

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by mango on Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:25 pm

2 magkumapare walang magawa..

Pare1: pare, laro tayo.. kada sabi ko ng 1 prutas, bubunot ako ng 1 buhok mo sa baba..

Pare2: sige pare, tapos kada sabi ko nmn ng 1 warrior bubunot din ako sayo.. GAME..

P1: apple..
(bunot ng 1..)

P2: achilles..
(bunot ng 1..)

P1: mango..
P2: Odysseus..

P1: kelangan kung makalamang.. ALAM KO NA..

P1: 4 seasons..
(nakabunot ng 4..)

P2: ah ganun ah.. eto sayo..

S P A R T A N S!
(nakabunot ng 300..)

P2: Kalbo ka ngaun..
AHOO AHOO AHOO..

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by ..j.k.L.M.N.o.p.. on Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:09 pm

haha.ncy jokes.Very Happy etoh..


DAD AND SON TALKING IN A TOY SHOP....





DAD:anak pili ka...BARBIE o SUPERMAN??








son: of course,,SUPERMAN dad!Very Happy






DAD:gud gud.ok,let's go.




PAGKALABAS NG TOY SHOP..







son:ayyy,,superman!gwapo mo tlga.nakaumbok pa!







korni. Razz

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by Jumi on Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:35 pm

sabi nila magaling ka sa math...




pwede pa help??




can you substitute my. x? Razz

(pwede ba banat d2?)

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by Squier on Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:21 pm

Jumi wrote:sabi nila magaling ka sa math...




pwede pa help??




can you substitute my. x? Razz

(pwede ba banat d2?)

nice banat...^

better po kung gawa ka new topic para sa mga banat... Very Happy

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by mango on Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:07 pm

aw banat pa nga ang gusto..

"pwede dito ka umupo sa kaliwa ko..

para mas malapit sa PUSO ko.."

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by ..j.k.L.M.N.o.p.. on Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:44 pm

2 boys talking to each other...









boy 1:pare kumusta?








boy2: aux lng.eh ikaw?musta lablyf?








boy1:eto...ganun parin..








boy2:kayo pa rin??








boy1:ndi,,,kaw parin!








changgalang yan. Razz

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by ..j.k.L.M.N.o.p.. on Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:51 pm

DAD: 4am na!bt ngeon k lng umuwi?








anak: dad,not now,i'm tired..dami projects,dami events sa skul, nagmiting dn kme with dean...








DAD: adik ka ba??kinder k plng ahh!!!








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Re: Random Jokes

Post by ..j.k.L.M.N.o.p.. on Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:54 pm

HONEYMOON





groom: hon,bkit ka malungkot?ndi ka ba masaya na pinakasalan kita khit dati kang GRO?








bride: iniicp ko lng hon,,tuwing magses*x tyo...di muna ako babayaran. Crying or Very sad






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Re: Random Jokes

Post by ..j.k.L.M.N.o.p.. on Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:08 pm

THE BEGGAR




there was a beggar eating rice with salt



under the ortigas flyover



when a big,red ant bit his balls



angrily, he crushed the ant with his hand and said



"ako nga asin nlng ang ulam eh, ikaw paitlog-itlog pa!"






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Re: Random Jokes

Post by ..j.k.L.M.N.o.p.. on Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:18 pm

APO: lolo ba't red ang po lips nio?










LOLO: ay sh*tttt...ndi sinabi ng lola mo meron pla sha ngayon. :lol!!:

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Re: Random Jokes

Post by Jumi on Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:19 pm

korni joke. original by jumi..


anong ARI ang marami?


edi...















PITOtuy.

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7 Meals a day

Post by birjj32 on Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:19 pm

Dok: Iha, mukhang hinang-hina ka at pagod na pagod. hmmm. Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised??, tamlay mo nga ohh !...
RicaJu: diyos ko kala ko 3 MALES a day !!!!


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Re: Random Jokes

Post by Jumi on Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:42 pm

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

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